December 5th, 2008

SGA - Fly Me Home

To Amused - Thanks Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I put money in freetodream5's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I punched kate_mct in the arm (-10 points). In July I bought porn for mickey_sixx (10 points). In October I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Monday I pulled over and changed onigaminanashi's flat tire (15 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-983 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
tanzensiemit

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